Every now and then a revolutionary new product comes out that's just too good to be true. This is one of those times. I bring you news of the amazing iBrator. It comes in colors. You really have to see the video:

Yes, it's a parody. Here's the ad that's being parodied; both are from 1999. There were several parody commercials for the iBrator; this is the only one I can still find. There was one based on the "There's No Step 3" tag of Apple's commercial, and one that was a parody of the famous Apple 1984 commercial, except the woman running, and flinging the hammer, was instead carrying an iBrator. The production crew picked up on the fact that Apple was very much marketing these curved, sleek, sexy, brightly colored "toys" to women—and there's a delicious irony in the subtext of the parodies because of that.